a stupid fucking teen with cats :)

bigeyesandstarrynights:

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

(Source: best-of-memes, via punkmonksteven)

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my bf:*doesnt reply*

me:[fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf:my bad I had to pee. 

me:I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
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16 hours ago

kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

(Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be, via gnarly)

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16 hours ago

hometownbuffet:

im reblogging this but im not ready to listen to it yet. i have to get ready.

(Source: aitebruhchill, via sadillite)

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17 hours ago

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

(via drunktrophywife)

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19 hours ago

roxxieyo:

Carmen needs to be the first trans VictoriaSecret model though, really.

(Source: fuckyeahdragrace, via penisvvrinkle)

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19 hours ago

Me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

(via grandmafupa)

I should probably masturbate
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19 hours ago

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

(Source: sandandglass, via petcanadian)

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22 hours ago
mm-eow:

"soulja boy up in dis hoe", transparent

mm-eow:

"soulja boy up in dis hoe", transparent

(via wolftyla)

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22 hours ago
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